what I want to know, how does this song go?

It took me ten years to notice this, but quite a few underclassmen from theatre chose to write their yearbook notes to me in all caps. Could it have simply been their artistic expression? Or was it their subsurface theatre-rage (which, as we have learned from ST, will still be justafiably present for ten years after leaving that crazy place)? Who knows. Two of them seem to have been hyper-emotionally guarded, and the other two seem to have had a relationship with me based entirely on fleeting inside jokes.

JENNY
I AM NOT ONLY EVERYTHING I DO NOT SEEM TO NEVER BEE
[drawing of a bee]
SEAN

Sean,
No wonder you won battle of the bands!
Jen

MAC
IT'S BEEN GREAT FUN I'LL MISS U MUCH
[heart]
KATIE

Katie,
Yeah, no, I feel that. Janet Jackson feels that. It's... feelable.
Jen


MAC
IMPROV HAS BEEN... INTERESTING. I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH! I'M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOO MUCH. ABA! RADIO! ETC! FULLERTON WAS COOL. CALL ME [phone number] OR WRITE [address, as this was before email really took off] STAY TRUE TO YOUR HEART, FOLLOW IT WHERE IT LEADS YOU & THERE YOU SHALL FIND YOUR DREAMS. [heart] and other small rodents,
Marissa R [GODDESS OF LINT ROLLER OF DUST] I [heart] U!

Marissa,
Who would have known that ten years down the line, the best thing I can say about improv is still that it is... interesting. But for entirely different reasons, with which I won't bore anyone. And did you know that Rogers & Hammerstein totally ripped off your quote at the bottom when they wrote "Climb Every Mountain?" Those bastards! And several graduation speakers have stolen it as well! Those bastards!
Jen

MAC!
HEY YOU, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH YOU UGLY WENCH! WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOUR MOTHER SAID 'OH WHAT A PICTURE' YOUR DADDY SAID 'WELL THEN LET'S HANG IT!' YOU'RE A WHORE'S WHORE'S DOG! IS THAT YOUR FACE OR IS YOUR NECK THROWING UP! [smiley face] YOU'R E UGLIER THAN MY BROTHER'S DEAD FLEA BITTEN BLOOD SPLATTERED GRIND INTO THE DIRT DOG!!! YOUR THE BEST JEN! KEEP IN TOUCH! [heart]
Adria
P.S. GIVE ME THE LADDER

Adria,
Wow, this is loaded. And I'm risking a lot by posting it, even if I know perfectly well that it was inspired by our "Shakespearean Insult" characters from the Rennaissance Sideshow at the end of the year. (Right? Oh my god, no?) Either that, or you're being totally sincere and you're mocking me with the nice bits.
While you and I didn't have the [almost entirely nonverbal] chemistry that Hig and I had during our fabulous English projects, we certainly did turn a few heads while calling each other whores and wearing push-up Desdemona dresses.
Jen